Exit to Eden - Iman as a S&M / Apsyxia fixated criminal

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  Roger Ebert noted that this movie is a bit of a mess - not quite sure whether it's an earnest kinky romance, a leering comedy, or a serious crime flick (it also features Rosie O'Donnel in  BDSM outfit, a sight which you'll thank me for sparing you). However, Iman benefits from the mixup, playing a serious yet sensual criminal, who enjoys wearing disguises

And choking people out while doing so. 

 She works as a stylish and efficient henchwoman for an international thief / smuggler.

 And when a luggage mixup causes her loot to end up in a BDSM resort...

She has no choise but to go in undercover

And beat the items location out of people who may or may not enjoy it

So while everyone are run around in "wacky adventures" mode or having the most awkward domination scenes imaginable, she's quite natural when she steps out of the shower, after having been serviced by two hunks,

 but feels the interruption was worthwhile because she now has a chance to choke Rosie's ass.

 Wait, that came out wrong. Any and all "Iman in a sexy BDSM catfight" associations are kinda extinguished by Rosie's presence.

 And... that's Exit to Eden for you. A film rife with promise, that only delivers in spots, including the evil babe department.

Desert of Blood - Seductive vampire femme fatal

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Desert of Blood is a half-baked muddled film about a moody conflicted vampire hanging out in Mexico, alternately chomping and lusting after American co-eds. It's a bland mish-mash that ruins what few interesting ideas it has...

Like this hot blond vamp girl. She's into seducing poor morons in bars and snacking on them

And given the vamp protagonists ambivalence towards actually snacking on people, she may have served as a proper unambiguous threat... 

Except she's dealt with via a series of slapstick pokes and badly edited cutaways from the action before the film is halfway done, completely removing any interest I may have had in the action.

The fight scenes are also choreographed in that insufferably bad (yet convenient for bad directors) style where only one character acts at one time, while the rest just stand around and look at the action until their "turn" to act comes along. Bah

It's not the worst of vamp flicks, and you could spend an hour and half goggling at the pretty people... if you don't bother to think about how good the movie could have been had it been halfway coherent. 

Tekken (2010) - fighting sistas Nina and Anna Willaims

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I wonder about tournament movies as well as movies based on tournament games. Mortal Kombat has cracked the "secret" to a good tournament B-movie way back in 1995 - rip off "Enter the Dragon" (which has served as the inspiration to tournament games). Opening narration, fight scene, character development, backstory, fight scene, character development, comic relief, fight scene, continue until climax. I'm not the only one who thinks that is the case:See the Jabootu review of Mortal Kombat for more details  
Fast pace, likeable (or not completely annoying) characters, decent fight scene choreography... in theory, it's hard to mess up. Unless, of course, your characters are retarded, you have no idea how to stage a fight scene, and your plot is an overstuffed mixture of 6 different games and your own stupid ideas.

Which brings us to Tekken. A bad movie for all of the above reasons, it really earns my ire for the treatment of the two bad girls. Now, Anna and Nina are rival siblings, one good, one bad (or one mercenary while the other psychotically sadistic, whatever) who's beauty and fighting skills have been using to great effect in the games, and to a greater effect in the anime  and... to a far lesser extent here.

Let us review. (I'm skipping a scene where the two, dressed as ninjas, attack the protagonist, since the flickering lighting and atrocious choreography of the scene combine to give me a seizure and a rage apoplexy at once)
 
 The two are the lovers and enforcers of the films secondary villain (grandson of the main villain on whose machinations too much time is spent). No trace of their traditional Caine/Abel rivalry remains

And they have a threesome with him. Even that, the movie can't get right. If it shows us anything beyond vague lingerie glimpses, it would forfeit the age-rating that would get the most butts in the seats, so it merely teases in the most frustrating and pointless way. 

For much of the rest of the movie, they just stand around, glowering. 

Skipping the ninja attack scene for the above-mentioned reasons...

The most action either sees if a fight with the heroine for Nina

As I mentioned above, the movie really can't do fight choreography, so their contest is neither visually interesting, villainously vicious or exploitationally sexy.  

As for Anna? She just disappears from the film, having fulfilled her lack of purpose. No tournament fights, no attacks on the hero.

Tekken was disappointing for a lot of reasons, and you can add poor utilization of excellent evil babe material to the list.

Chanbara Striptease - Bare breasted ninja leader

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 I've learned of this movie thanks to the (vaguely connected?) incredibly stupid game with a similar title . The game is bad (and doesn't feature enough bad girls for my liking :P) but the movie... well, it's also bad, but it features an excellent bad girl. In fact, that's a consistent trend in cinema entertainment - if your movie is good overall, the chances that you'll turn to evil babe fanservice is unfortunately much lower.

 In this case exploitation of the recent "ninja + boobs + bad costumes and worse fight choreography trend" combined with a weird time travel plot creates a mindless and pointless film... but it gets right to the point with the bad girl - played by a busty AV idol, she wants nothing more than to have sex, exploit the villagers (for money and sex slaves) and occasionally use her bare-boobed fighting powers to discipline villagers who try to resist. What's not to like?

 She shows up when the heroine tries to help the simple villagers defend themselves from bandits (thankfully, this doesn't devolve into a Seven Samurai ripoff)

She's here to figure out who's boobs are stronger

Yep, both heroine and villainess practice a martial arts technique that requires them to fight bare-breasted (something that should be taught to as many an aspiring heroine/baddie as possible, IMO)
 

Of course, after the first confrontation she retreats, offering the villagers reprieve in return for handing the heroine over

 This really only serves to pad out the movies running time and sex scene count.

Since now the heroine must battle her way past the ninja coterie while the bad girl entertains herself with a sex-slave. 

You know, I bad on bad fight choreography and all that (neither girl has even a days worth of stage-fighting instructions)

But I have to give the movie props for both the bare breasted action

And for going all out with the sexual-style fanservicey fighting techniques. 

Too many movie go only halfway with the silliness or the sexiness - not this one. Fighting tactics that including locking the blade down with your boobs and shooting it at the enemy? Hell yes. 

Logic seems to dictate the bustier baddie would win in a breast-powered face-off... but we know that logic isn't necessarily what motivates film conclusions, right?