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יום ראשון, 20 בפברואר 2011

Sleeping Dogs - Sexy android Kiara Hunter


 I swear the roughly chronological order is entirely unintentional - the reviews are chosen purely at random. 

Anyways. This guy used to make cheap B-movies which incorporated his favorite fetishes (lesbian bad girls, white slavery and white camisoles). Then he moved on to pure fetish productions focusing on nothing but the above. A more disturbing take on the Ed Wood story, if you will. But, boring and uncomfortable as his latter offerings are, there are some pearls amongst his earlier flicks (for a given definition of pearl, naturally)

This particular flick is basically Die Hard in space. Psychotic criminal mastermind (C. Thomas Howell, very far from his days of playing romantic comedy leads) is released on board a ship carrying cold-sleep prisoners, releases them, takes over the ship and waits for the hero and love interest to kill his henchmen one by one until the final confrontation. 

Fortunately, one of these prisoners is the lovely Kiara Hunter (who you may or may not remember as the vampire dominatrix from that Tales from the Crypt movie with Dennis Miller)

 

  We need to find a way to pick up the viewers interest between the nude white slaves in the intro (yes, that happens) and the love interests sex scene, so...


Insert obvious joke about Kiara displaying the talents that got her this far here

One of the other cold sleep criminals is a sex offender that takes an interest in Kara

And is soundly punished for it. 
 Kiara really bring a bit of extra (rocking body, good attitude) to a fairly generic henchwoman role
 So the bad guy crew goes out and takes over the ship
 Rose kills some guys
 And subdues one guy with her android strength

Die Hard on a spaceship = walkie talkies

 With the ship under the bad guys control
 Kiara takes the time to perv on the helpless captive women
 For a fairly specific definition of "perv". Something for the asphyxia fans, I suppose.

 Then the bad guys discover that the heroes love interest is present, and SHIT GETS REAL.

 They ask the sex offender from earlier to get some info out of her, but he gets too far into psycho mode...
 Giving Kiara the perfect excuse to execute him.
 She's just about to deal with the heroine...
 When the hero calls in, and asks for a final showdown
Kiara finds a clever hiding spot

But it's not quite clever enough
It takes an electrocution scene for the film to properly show off her killer abs. Meh - not everyone has a belly fetish, I guess.

As far as I know, this film (and Tales from the Crypt) is Kiara's only bad girl role (she plays a reformed antagonist in Dangerous Prey), which is a shame, because she's shown a talent for it. If and when this movie shows up on DVD, I'll update this post so you guys can have a chance to watch it (and fast forward)

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